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PAST
looking back on myself this year like
Me: “I don’t want to drink as much tonight… I think I’m just going to have a shot or a simple cocktail..”
Me 10 tequila shots later:
so glad the important parts of this post are completely circled so my brain doesnt fry it self trying to comprehend this complex message
watch till the end :)
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS CAN BE MY MUM
Me as a mother ……
THIS IS LITERALLY MY MOM OMG
*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”
look whos still single in 2014
still single in 2015
still… 2016
still, 2017!!!!
congrats to me! I’m still single! Happy 2018!
ME IN 2019
